Product description
Arse/Face Bathroom Towel- Some things in life are so simple that they need no explanation, the Arse/Face towel is one of them.

But just in case, remember to use the arse side on your bottom, and the face side on your face!

This generously sized (1.1m longways) 100% cotton bath towel is the greatest advance in personal hygiene since soap and water.

Who can you buy it for now!