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Remote Control Fart Machine
The Remote Control Fart Machine No. 2 (The New & Improved version) - The funniest gag gadget jus..
£9.99
Based on 4 reviews.
Arse Face Soap
Arse/Face Soap: A Bar of soap, 9cm, marked 'Face' on one side and 'Arse' on the reverse If you've..
£3.99
Black Cat Cloth Holder
Black Cat Cloth Holder: The Cloth-Cat will raise a smile every time dishes need to be dried, which i..
Blood Bath Shower Curtain
Blood Bath Shower Curtain: A truly terrifying bathroom accessory. When this shower curtain is scr..
£9.99
BNIB 10% MINT PF Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 pk
BNIB 10% MINT FLAVOUR PF Opalescence Carbamide Peroxide 4-PACK:10% PF- Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4..
Based on 1 reviews.
BNIB 10% PF Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 pk
BNIB 10% PF- Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 Syringe Pack. Carbamide Peroxide Gel with Potassium Ni..
BNIB 15% MINT PF Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 pk
BNIB 15% MINT FLAVOUR PF Opalescence Carbamide Peroxide 4-PACK:15% PF- Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4..
BNIB 15% PF Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 pk
BNIB 15% PF- Opalescence Tooth Whitening 4 Syringe Pack. Carbamide Peroxide Gel with Potassium Ni..
Based on 2 reviews.
Butcher's Apron - Butchered
Butcher's Apron - Butchered: The next time you are thinking about flipping some burgers, or grilling..
Clever Silly Putty in a Tin
Clever Putty: Clever Putty in a smart black tin containing a portion of silvery putty that can be mo..
£4.99
Clever Super Magnetic Putty
Super Magnetic Putty: Super Magnetic Putty in a tub containing a portion of putty that can be moulde..
Based on 1 reviews.
Coin Tricks
Coin Tricks: Magic Coin Tricks- A collection of the world's greatest coin tricks featuring: * Ama..
Comic Toilet Roll
Comic Toilet Roll: Here at Ottima Gifts we love a good bit of old-fashioned toilet humour and if you..
Dog-End Cufflinks
Dog-End Cufflinks:Dog-End Cufflinks for lovers of dogs and those who're just fond of a chuckle alike..
Drinking Games
Drinking Games: The Utterly Outrageous Drinking Games kit... The best drinking games you can get ..
£9.99
Drinking Straw Glasses
Drinking Straw Glasses:Watch your drink shoot up the tube and swirl around both your eyes before ent..
£2.99
Emergency Toilet Roll
Emergency Toilet Roll: How many times can you re-use a square of toilet paper? Not enough. So ..
Eye Spy: Camera
Eye Spy Camera:The Eye Spy Door Decor Removable Sticker. Just peel and stick it on your door eye ..
£4.99 £0.99
Eye Spy: Telescope
Eye Spy Telescope: The Eye Spy Door Decor Removable Sticker. Just peel and stick it on your door ..
£4.99 £0.99
Fxcking Rude Words Fridge Magnet Set
Fxcking Rude Words Fridge Magnet Set: What more can we say? Quite simply the rudest, most outrage..
Gay Bar Soap
Gay Bar Soap:What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we..
Glow in the Dark Glitter Stars - Plastic
Glow in the Dark Glitter Stars- A great selection of Glowing Glitter Plastic Stars in medium and lar..
£4.99
Glow in the Dark Lover's Dice
Glow in the Dark Lover's Dice- Turn off the lights, turn on your lover with this pair of Glow in the..
£2.99
Glow in the Dark of Stars - (Plastic Stars)
Glow in the Dark Stars: Plastic stars that glow in the dark. Just use the enclosed adhesive to at..
£1.99
Glow in the Dark of Stars - Plastic
Glow in the Dark Galaxy of Stars: A great selection of Glowing Plastic Stars in medium and large siz..
£4.99
Gossip Fridge Magnet Word Set
Gossip Fridge Magnet Word Set: Pssst! Stop press! Gossip magnets are a great way to ensure you’re..
Harmonica
Harmonica: A harmonica with wood & metal construction. A full-sized 16 hole harmonica. Bea..
Inflatable Walking Stick
Inflatable Waking Stick: An inflatable walking stick for those over the hill folks you know! Poke..
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
Inflatable Zimmer Frame: An inflatable walking frame for those over the hill folks you know! Poke..
£8.99
Juggling Stress Boobs
Juggling Boobs- Juggling Stress Boobs...getting a ' Breast of your Stress' A pack of two squeezab..
£4.99
Key Pete Blue
Key Pete Blue:Key Pete (Keepit - geddit!?) is a reliable guardian of your keys. He has super stro..
Kill Bill ( Pussy Wagon ) Keyring
Kill Bill ( Pussy Wagon ) Keyring- The famous Pussy Wagon keychain from the cult movie made by Quint..
Knit your own Boyfriend
Knit your own Boyfriend kit: Make the boyfriend of your dreams! Create the perfect boyfriend with..
MAGNETIC FRIDGE POETRY ( Humorous Kit ) over 400 words!
Magnetic Poetry Humorous Kit- Contains over 400 magnetic humorous words to stick on your fridge. ..
£6.99
MAGNETIC FRIDGE POETRY ( Romance Kit ) over 400 words!
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Kit for Romantics- Contains over 400 magnetic romantic words to stick on your..
£6.99
MAGNETIC FRIDGE POETRY ( The Bad Language Kit ) over 400 words!
Magnetic Poetry Bad Language Kit- Contains over 400 magnetic bad language words to stick on your fri..
£6.99
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Erotic Words Kit
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Erotic Words Kit- Over 400 magnetic erotic words, clings to your fridge, boil..
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Original no.1 Kit
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Original no. 1 kit- Over 400 magnetic words,clings to fridges,boilers or any ..
£6.99
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Original no.2 Kit
Magnetic Fridge Poetry Original no.2 Kit- Over 400 magnetic words,clings to fridges,boilers or any m..
£6.99
Mancala Board Game
Mancala- An ancient Eastern game dated back as far as 1500BC. In Mancala claim and defend your ho..
£9.99
Mar Egeu Brazilian Bikini BI641-63 silver
Mar Egeu Designer Brazilian Bikini BI641-63 : SILVER Colour: Silver Size: Brazil P / USA XS / ..
£49.99 £10.99
Marked Cards Magic Card Trick
Marked Cards- This Mysterioso's Magic Marked Card pack is great for all budding magicians out there!..
Measuring Toilet Roll
Measuring Toilet Roll: Well what can we say? We love poking fun at anything toilet related, and t..
Mini Electronic Drum Kit ( Finger Drums )
Finger Drums (Mini Electronic Drum Kit)- Idol Hands Electronic Finger Drum Kit. Now everyone can ..
Mini Gizmo Plush (Gremlin)
***PLEASE NOTE YOU ARE BUYING A MINI GREMLIN THAT HAS BITS OF GLUE ON IT'S FUR AND EAR ETC., AND IS ..
Musical Piano Tie
Musical Piano Tie: The Musical Piano Tie just press the keys, and play the tune. A brilliantly si..
Naughty Nipple Tassels
Naughty Nipple Tassels:Dress to impress with these two sexy Nipple Tassels with special adhesive tap..
£5.99 £1.99
Ninja Coat Hooks
Ninja Coat Hooks-A Metal Ninja Death Star style coat hanger! This Ninja Coat Hook will transform ..
Opalescence Oh! Teeth Whitening gel 3 x 6ml 15% set
Opalescence Oh! Teeth Whitening Gel 3 x 6ml pack: Oh! That's Easy. With its disposable, unit dose..
Opalescence Whitening Toothpaste 1.0oz/28.35g
Opalescence Whitening Toothpaste- Whitening Toothpaste which is Cool Mint flavour with Fluoride. ..
Opalescence Whitening Toothpaste 4.7oz/133g
***SOLD OUT*** Opalescence Whitening Toothpaste- This is a Whitening Toothpaste which is Cool Min..
Oral B MD20 Oxyjet
Oral - B MD20 Oxyjet unit: Brand new in display box. Removes bacteria at the gum line and below ..
Oral B Triumph 5000 Toothbrush Wireless Smart Guide With 6 heads + 1 New Tri-Zone head
Oral B Triumph 5000 Toothbrush Wireless Smart Guide With 6 heads + 1 New Tri-Zone head. 7 HEADS!!..
Philips Sonicare AirFloss HX8141/02
The superb Sonicare AirFloss HX8141/02 An Easier Way to Clean Between Teeth The AirFloss remov..
Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Electric Toothbrush
  Philips Sonicare DiamondClean HX9342/04 Electric Toothbrush: Philips Sonicare Introduces D..
Pulp Fiction Wallet
Pulp Fiction Wallet- This the famous wallet from the fab movie: Pulp Fiction made by Miramax. Thi..
Quiz Buzzer Keyring
Quiz Buzzer Keyring: The fab new Quiz buzzer keyring. Have a quiz show response to any situation!..
Qwerty Words Fridge Magnet Set
Qwerty Words Fridge Magnet Set: This brilliant pack of typewriter fridge magnets allows you to spell..
Ransom Words Fridge Magnet Set
Ransom Words Fridge Magnet Set: Who ate my pie? Hands off my wine! Remember your lunch. Buy..
Retro Weather Fridge Magnet Set (Michael Fish)
Retro Weather Fridge Magnets by Michael Fish: Hello and welcome to today's weather. Will it be sunny..
Ring for a Drink Bell
Ring for a Drink Bell- Ring for a Drink... One ring for a soft drink Two rings for some beer o..
Ring for Sex Bell
Ring for Sex Bell- The Ring for Sex Bell. One ring for ready now! Two rings for be quick! T..
£4.99 £1.99
Rubik Mug
Rubik Mug:The Rubik's Cube Type Mug. Do you remember the frustration you felt as a child when you..
Rubik Speaker
Rubik MP3 Speaker: The simply stunning Rubik’s USB Speaker. Just as cool-looking as the original ..
Rubik's Cube Coasters
Rubik's Cube Coaster Set:Rubik's Cube Coaster set...whether you call yourself a kid from the 80’s or..
Rubik's Cube Desk Tidy
Rubik's Cube Desk Tidy: The Rubik's Cube Desk Tidy...add some retro style to your untidy/cluttered d..
Rubik's Cube Money Box
Rubik's Cube Money Box: The Rubik's Cube Money Box... If you could solve the classic Rubik's puzz..
Sculpt your own Boyfriend kit
Sculpt your own Boyfriend kit: The Sculpt-Your-Own Boyfriend kit gives you the chance to create your..
Sculpt your own Girlfriend kit
Sculpt your own Girlfriend kit: The Sculpt-Your-Own Girlfriend kit gives you the chance to create yo..
Sculpta Sutra
Sculpta Sutra:As seen on the fab & much missed Jonathan Ross Show. Sculpta Sutra is a 3D guid..
Self Stirring Mug
Self Stirring Mug: The self stirring mug is for all the lazy people out there that cannot be bothere..
Sexy Shower Curtain
Sexy Shower Curtain: Guys will love this shower curtain with sexy silhouette! What more do they n..
Sharp-End Cat's Bum Pencil Sharpener: Black
Sharp-End Cat's Bum Pencil Sharpener:Well, what to say about the Sharp-End...um... Well, its a cat s..
Sharp-End Cat's Bum Pencil Sharper: White
Sharpe-End Cat Pencil Sharpener-White: Well, what to say about the Sharp-End...um... Well, its a cat..
Sonic Key Finder Keyring
The must have gadget... The Sonic Keyfinder Beeping Keyring! Just attche the key ring to anyth..
Sound Bites Machine
Sound Bites Machine: This pocket-sized Sound Machine produces 20 loud and unmistakeable sounds. S..
Space Invader Alien Alarm Clock
Space Invader Alien Alarm Clock: This 80s-influenced Space Alien Alarm Clock is the retro way to sta..
Spectacular Illusions
Spectacular Illusions: Some great Spectacular Illusion Magic Tricks including:- *The Dreaded Seve..
Stress Ball
Stress Ball- Relieve stress whenever, wherever with the smiley face Yellow Stress Ball. Keep this..
£4.99
Stress Banana
The Fab Stress Relieving Squeezable Stress Banana What you need during and after a stress full da..
£6.99
Tattoo Sleeves Heart
Heart Tattoo Sleeves: Unisex heart design tattoo sleeves. Pack of two. Slip on, stretchable fa..
£4.99 £0.99
Tattoo Sleeves Tiger
Tiger Tattoo Sleeves: Unisex tiger design tattoo sleeves. Pack of two. Slip on, stretchable fa..
£4.99 £0.99
Tea Tool
Tea Tool:The Tea Tool was invented by Dr Martin Almond who reached the conclusion that there had to ..
Top Drunks (Drinking Game)
Top Drunks: The professional's card based drinking game. Compete against your drinking buddies wi..
Trick Golf Balls set of 4
Trick Golf Balls set of 4:This novelty pack of Trick Golf Balls is a MUST HAVE for anyone with any k..
Undercover Secret Laptop/iPad Sleeve
Undercover Secret Laptop/iPad Sleeve: Is that a tatty old envelope I see poking out from under your ..
£19.99 £9.99
VW Camper Van Tent Blue
VW Campervan Tent in Blue colour: A full size replica of the classic 1965 VW Camper Van as a tent! ..
VW Camper Van Tent Green/Peppermint
VW Campervan Tent in Green/Peppermint colour: A full size replica of the classic 1965 VW Camper Van ..
VW Camper Van Wash bag Blue
VW Campervan Washbag Blue: This fantastic to scale VW Campervan wash bag is fully lined internally a..
Waterpik Waterflosser Cordless Plus WP-450UK
Waterpik Cordless Plus Water Flosser WP450 provides flossing excellence, with cordless convenience&n..
Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy
Mini Wheelie Bin Desk Tidy: This Mini Green Wheelie Bin for the desk, or anywhere else for that matt..
£9.99